Let’s face it – you’ll probably lose your 2021 NCAA tournament pool. In fact, you’ll probably be out of the race before the end of the first weekend. It is not your fault that you are picking up the game, however terrible. Whatever is going on in the world at the moment and trying to remember what TruTV is, there is a lot on your plate. But there is no excuse for the Bad March Madness bracket name. It doesn’t have to be the best, but if you’re not creative or funny, well, friends, it’s up to you.
Don’t worry, we are here to help. Below you will find suggestions for most of the top eight seeds, this can be a penalty based on the name of the team, the name of the coach or the name of a key player. Gonzaga woke up? You can “go from zags to money.” Better, if you go with Ohio State, you can drink “Authority Mimusus” at the end of the tournament. There is no need for a “Payday Lohner” to work with your BYU pick or to join with any other “Ponce-I scheme” if your tenness pick stops payment. In fact, if you pick Oklahoma State you will be “cad in full” and the Cowboys will cut the net.
Some of those guys weren’t great, but we’re going to start “Gaining Mo’antum” when we arrive at Oklahoma and “Trendon Upward” with LSU. We’ve got you covered if you went to “Out on Elem” and chose Wisconsin or ignored the “Tergen General’s Warning” and chose Maryland. You’ll look like a “Mensa member” – and be a “kicking Aztec” – if your San Diego State pick wins it all, and if you like Virginia to win another title, you can say that you are “Bennett.” Huh.” , She did it. “If your choice of Alabama is fulfilled, no one will be able to deprive you of” primo pics “, and if you dance to the Baylor title, you will in fact be the” Legs of Legends. ” Will be in
Hopefully, these brackets are not too much of the name “Shaka To The System” (Texas), but we are going to “Hard in the Painter” (Purdue) so that they can “serve on Santo-Silva as a” platter for you “. (Texas Tech). Apparently, we are afraid of “Noble Go When No Man Has Gone Before” (USC) with our suggestions. We have “Gated Satisfaction” (Kansas) for everyone, whether you are “King of the Castellan” (Florida) or in second place, because you are “Always McBrysamide, Never the McBride” (West Virginia). Either way, you will have at least one good bracket name. Sure, it’s “Slim Pickets” (Missouri) for some teams, but as you’ll see below, Iowa is the only team we attacked … just kidding – “Made you Luca.”
By now, you are realizing our success rate with the name of the bracket, it is similar to your pix, but “Zero Duck’s Giving” (Oregon) on our part – we have no shame. If nothing else, these suggestions will inspire your “Mad Sale” (Arkansas) to kick into gear and think of something better (which you certainly can). After all, the best bracket names would be inside jokes or references so that we wouldn’t print them here anyway (just get Sister Jean out of it, please!), So we can only help so much.
But there is no need for “Kurbelo your zeal” (Illinois) about choosing a bracket name. Just get “In the Iszone” (Michigan State), find “The Right Stuff” (Villanova), and maybe you’ll hit “Knowles in One” (Florida State). Even if you arrive at a “fork in Gerrod” (Houston), just remember, you can do something that the rest of your bracket pool feels like, “that s *** Craig (ton ). ”
Okay, you are sick of punishment. We agree, it’s “A Tad Much” (Colorado), but we do it “For Love of the Game” (UNC). Let us be your “One Shining Mormant” (BYU). We are done. After all, “What More Do Juvant?” (Michigan)
Funniest, named Best March Madness Bracket in 2021
Gonzaga bulldog
- Zags for Wealth
- Going, going, Gonzaga
- Some good people
- Seal with a farmer / a small farmer (shout out to Bill Reuters)
- Yippy Ayayi, Mom ******
- Timmy More / Tymi What You Got
- Suggs and Kisses (or Suggs and Kisperts, you want to double)
- The Big Bigger Way, Namebather Way Fall
- Three the Named Way / School of Namehard Knock / etc.
- Last Strother
Boiler buyers
- Boiler made
- grin and bear it
- Just attracted
- Your Tea / League of Legends
- Bear MaCio
- Butler did
- No ifs, ands, or butlers
- Salute the flag bearer
- Flood Ravidas
- vital signs
Illinois Fighting Illini
- Champcash Wishes
- Ei ei a-yo
- Ayo You (always late to pay for entry in your bracket)
- Kofi / Kofi Grinder / Kofi Maker / Instant Kofi Cup
- Cockburn, baby, burn
- Check your enthusiasm
- Frazier’s Edge
- Giorgi, I Think I Got It
- This is not a Grandson / Grandson slam
- The Case of Da’Montes
Michigan wolverines
- Is it more juvenile?
- Live and let die / live to fight other day
- Big game hunter
- Turn those franz upsides
- Chaundayi’s nut
Houston Cougars
- Houston, we have a winner
- Cougar Town
- Kickin Sasar
- Mills run
- Grimes and Punishment / High Grimes and Misdeeds
- Jarraud less travel / fork in Jarikud
- “Deaky” Blinds
- “Dekey” friday
Alabama crimson tide
- tidal wave
- Ballin ‘Oats
- Quinerly Bird Gets Worm
- Primo pics
- Smokin ‘Herbert
Ohio State Buckeyes
- Win the big bookies
- Winning bracket
- Blow it up liddel
- And justice for all
- Top key
- Bottomless miumas
Iowa hokies
- Frank stan
- Luka Who Talking / Luka What You Made Me Do / Made You Luka
- Words to Wieskamp
- Tap on keegan
- Mike Check, One-Toussaint
Arkansas Razorbacks
- Hog heaven
- Feelin ‘moody / moody blues (when / if Arkanas loses)
- Holy moses
- Tate with luck
- Cutest nota
- It’s not one over till
- The bill that pays the bills / mad seals
Kansas JAgeWeek
- Yes we are Kansas!
- Chalk Rocks (For the person who always raises high seeds)
- Self Esteem / Self Worth / Self Improvement
- Brain and braun
- Contented satisfaction
West Virginia Mountaineer
- Huggins and Kisses
- Always McBridesmaid, Never the McBride
- My first macneil
- Sherman’s March
- A bridge too far
- Oscar-winning bracket
- Tshiebwe, Truth and Light
Texas longhorns
- Choose smart, not hard
- Shaka to the system
- Sims city
- Cobra moss
- Coleman Cooler
Virginia cavaliers
- Who Done It
- Bennett there, that’s it
- Bet the Hauser / Hauser Party
- Low, buy morsel high
- Every last morsel
- Real maccoys
- Huff, puff and blow this bracket down
Purdue Boilermakers
- This is how we purposed it
- Spoilermakers (if you do some big upsets)
- Go hard in the painter
- Hello, Newman!
Villanova Wildcats
- Supernova
- Right stuff
- Swider Web / Swider Bite
Oklahoma State Cowboys
- Okey dokie
- How ’em cowboys?
- Save a horse, ride a cowboy
- Full in cad
- Going to cunningham
- Most like to succeed
- Here comes Boone / Boone Goes The Dynamite
- Flavor of the month
Florida State Seminole
- Nose in one
- Just say the drain
- Bel knoll for whom
- All about hamilton
- Polite society
- Gray matters
- Balsa Dance
- Chips’ and Balsa
- Kekwale
- ‘Quan Fishin’ / ‘Quan and Dun (when / if FSU loses)
Crayton blues
- That s *** Craig (Ton)
- Feelin Blue (Jai)
- Ballock so hard
- Show me honey
- ‘Reefer Madness
- Council of Bishops
Colorado buffalo
- Buffalo soldier
- Roaring Boyle / Boyle-ing Hot
- A tad mach / a tad dispining (when / if Colorado loses)
- March tadnes
- March madoxnes
- Mount mckinley
- The right stuff
- May the 4th be with you
- Sound the horn
- battery powered
- Schwartz and All
- Kekwale
- Walk in the heat
- Served on a de Silva plate
Texas Tech Red Raiders
- Run and guns up
- fear the Beard
- Mac Attack / Born to Mac / Return of the Mac / Big Mac
- Served on a Santos-Silva platter
- Ring around McCullar
- Cobra kaylor
Oregon Duck
- mighty Ducks
- Quake attack
- Zero duck
- Duarte / Duarte Deal of Deal
- Dante’s Inferno
- I got it all
Wisconsin Badger
- Get your guard up / guard / standing guard
- A ruevers runs through it
- Once bitten, trice shy
- D’Mitric or Treat
- Create a Wahl / Run via a Wahl
- Out on alim
USC Trojan
- Enfield of 64
- Tahaj Mahal
- Ivan sent
- Noble Go No No Man Has Gone Before
- Maximum power / maximum
- Shot across the booman
Tennessee Volunteers
- Springer is Spring in My Step / Springer
- Hail the victims
- Ponce-I Scheme
- I have had it
- Ives of March
- Veskovi-D19 pandemic
- The Incredible Phulk-erson
San diego state aztec
- Kiss my aztec / your aztec kicking
- Dutcher Oven
- End of Aropa-e-Dope / My Arope
- Mensa Member
- Breaking your schakels
- Complete Seiko / Seiko Mode
- Dinwidi Bunter
BYU Cougars
- Cougar Town
- Get mormontum
- One Shining Mormont
- Hope in the pope
- In the harem way
- With open hams
- death knell
- Payday lohner
- Go harding in the paint
- Harvard show
Oklahoma Suners
- Get Off My Lone!
- Rivsdropping
- Manake panic
- How can you be so ruthless?
- gaining momentum
- Sweet sound
- King of the Hill
- Almonds are more fun
- Vision Kueth / Hero Kuth
Lsu tigers
- Patient Wade-Ing
- Jai day / day of thunder / etc.
- Turn down to Waterford
- Trendon upward
- Choose smart, not hard
- Hate Gate / Ridin ‘Hyatt
- Check leblanc
Missouri Tigers
- Mizzery loves company
- Say ‘no Zo’ (when / if Mizzou loses)
- Just how i drew it up
- Xavier of the world
- On pinsons and needles
- Bugsin out
- Slim pickets
Florida gators
- I’m the man / man up / man-to-man
- King of Castleton
- Appleby: good at so-called
- This is a locke!
- Ass in pe
Loyola-Chicago Rumblers
- A broken wave of Rambalin
- Mean sister gene machine
- Sister Act II
- Krutvigin ‘out
North Carolina Tar Heels
- For the love of sports / love and basketball
- Sharp-y!
- Lookin Sharp
- Go ahead make my day
- Long Armando of Law
- Leaky blinds
- Leaky friday
Michigan State Spartans
- In the eason
- Bet house
- Xavier of the world
- Rocket roll
- MW
- That’s whats up!
Maryland Terrapins
- Turtle power
- Tarzan’s general warning
- Wiggins out
- An eye for a Ayala
- Ayla low back now, yes listen?
- It does not take heart / clear eyes, full heart, cant loose
- Low, buy morsel high
- Every last morsel
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