… Anyway, here is “Wonderwall”.
Baseball is weird, man. Any way you slice it, there is always some form of hijinks, somewhere, some way or the other.
Just a few days ago, the Cubs turned their dugout into an IHOP, with Jock Pedersen celebrating a home run with the waffle maker. Nicolas Castellanos suspended for flexing. Noah Syndergaard cannot see the Mets. Seriously, weird.
So it’s no surprise that it didn’t take long for baseball to, once again, get on a weird Friday. The Dodgers were introduced to the World Series ring prior to their game vs. the Nationals, and former major league pitcher Bronson Arroyo was in a virtual presence. Arroyo – who never pitched for the Dodgers, nor is he a native of California – sang a brilliant rendition of “Wonderwall” and gave a lengthy and awkward speech to Buehler, a walker.
* Extremely Dave Letterman voice. *
Ladies and gentlemen, Bronson Arroyo here!
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Arroyo’s full speech to Buehler:
Walker Buhler – I knew that when I met you, there was something special about you. You and Mike Leeke are the only people who ever make me feel that. You are humble, you deserve a little laugh inside, and I knew you were going to make a good league career; At the age of 25, you won the World Series yourself. I wanted that. Took Me Til I was 28 years old, a win with my old manager Dave Roberts, and he is a good man. Make sure you give him some love.
Arario then starts jerking off on the Oasis hit “Wonderwall”, waiting for his next karaoke binge to the delight of pending White Claw-drunken college students across the country.
Arario, a longtime MLB pitcher known for his hair and unique wind-up, is now a noted guitarist, and he is actually very good, if his “Wonderwall” repetition is any indication.
We need the full story of what is happening here and the relationship between Buehler and Arroyo.
There are many words that can lead to this incident, but we can leave only this: what is this trouble?
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